Mithun da – the dialogue factory

Yes, we all have watched his movies (and applauded some); tried to imitate his stunts and dialogues in childhood; witnessed a lot of new-age viral-campaigns involving him; and definitely love him for at least his dialogues if not for his acting (no offense to any Mithun Da’s fan reading this please).

Just came across this e-mail (forward you see are not all worthless after all (smiles) ), and really perked my day up for sure. So, here it goes, a small (yes definitely small !) list of dialogues sorted according to their rating, by the janta (good use of web-2.0 though !).

• ” Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti…..aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti”
• Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”
  Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”
  (and he breaks it by throwing stones on the glass)
• “Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,
  Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…”
• shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”
  Mithun da says-”Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
  Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
  tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
  tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
  Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.”
• ” kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon
  tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
  …tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
  mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
  magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! “
• ” Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam
  Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. “
• ” Jitani tumane saanse li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai “

and yes, the crowd favorite (and my all-timer too :)) still remains,

Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-
“DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA”

P.S – If you cannot see the pun intended, then you ain’t a Mithun Da’s true devotee, and even if you have read this earlier somewhere, do not claim so, it will be hazardous :) to your profile.

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